Booooys, hiiiiii.

I just need to squeeze this killer article out of myself, but it is so huuuuuuge.
Roman and I are having breakfast.
I have a pomegranate. This little menace has bliny.
Come over too.
I want to play on the console.
Roman is yelling, “I’m shooting there! We’re killing enemy convoys!”
So basically, it’s going to be amazing.
Roman has his fairy tales, I have club music in my headphones.
I do not want to write this article without inspiration, so come over for a long one. We’ll fool around all day. I don’t want to do anything.
We’ll play on the console, then go for a walk with Roman. He’s kind of supposed to go play with his friends today, but they’re silent, so who knows what’s going on there.
Bring something. I don’t know. Salads and fresh juices.
You can bring meat, but I don’t eat it. Roman doesn’t either, so decide for yourselves.
Beer? Well, beer is fine. I don’t want to drink.
Although… bring limoncello. I love it.
Tomatoes and fresh pomegranates.
Pickled cabbage.
What else, boooooys?
Porridge.
Porridge?! Seriously?
Weeeell… uhhh… fine.
Croissants.
Okay, fish for sandwiches.
Kiwi.
Cocktails.
Doughnuts.
Chocolate.
Uuuuuh, someone has a sweet tooth.
Oladyi, bliny, pelmeni.
Good Lord, what else?
Oh my God, just not in your underwear, boooooys. My son is home.
At least put on pajamas.
Or suits?
Boys in suits are so beauuuuutiful.
In suits?
Really?
Uraaaaaaa.
Here I am jumping and spinning because such luxurious boys are coming over and I’ll be happy.
Damn it, bring fresh meat for Luna.
Damn, about the movie, I don’t know.
What are we watching?
Mulan?
She’s the Man?
The Hot Chick?
Deuce Bigalow?
Damn, I don’t know.
Fine, you’ll come and we’ll decide.
That’s it, I’m waiting for everyoneeeee.
Damn. The time. The tiiiime.
Okay, I’ll have breakfast and launch the console.
Come at 11?
Damn, what if 12?
Aaaaaaaa, boooooys.
Damn. Fine. At 14:00?
14:30.
Phew.
Then at 14:30.
I’m yours all day.
Weeeell, technically until 17:00. Then I’ll be busy.
Good Lord, not with men.
Not with men.
I need to take care of girly things — pedicure and brows.