Guys, I just started watching Airplane! (1980).

Damn, I don’t even know what it’s about yet, but it’s some wild dark humor.
Join me.

Roman’s already asleep, so keep it quiet.

Everyone, carry me in your arms, hug me, and keep me warm — I’m freezing.
Alright, I’ve paused the movie — hurry up, I’m at minute 16.

And guys, no dogs — otherwise Luna, my Saint Bernard, will get so excited she’ll wake everyone up.
And no helicopters — come on foot.

What? Blini again?!
You shameless boys… it’s half past ten at night, I can’t start frying blini now.
Bring the food yourselves.
What? …oh here we go again — the list never ends…
Okay, pizza maybe?!
No? Aaaah damn, then what?!
Fruits?
Something salty… whiskey?
Yeees, perfect — whiskey.
Damn, then bring vodka too… and Sprite.
Yeah, yeah, I know it’s not healthy.
Such a bore… — Hades.
“Mhm.” — me.
Oh my God… me and Hades are rolling our eyes…
Boooys, what is this healthy eating thing, let us mess around a little.
Alright, new list…
ragout, risotto, Imeretian khachapuri,
plov, manty, dumplings… oh God.
What else… fries.
Yeah… what else… donuts… okay… and pickles.
Ding — noted.
Come on, hurry up, I’m sitting here, everything’s on pause, waiiiiting 💃🍾✨