Boys… I’m going to do a little magic here.
Just a tiny bit.
Your favorite toy might ache a little — just a bit.
But I need to do this so everything works out for you, boys.
We’ll shorten the sessions a bit.
Honestly, I’m even a little scared to write to you — the field is seriously tense right now.
Boys… you’re my heroes.
So hold on.
Stay strong, guys.

Wanna watch cartoons with me? I’m putting on Minions at 8.