Boys, hey. I need you.
At 11:30 MSK — inner child session.
But I need you completely checked out.
Yeah, sounds creepy — I know.
I’m going to wire this into you so you actually feel love and parental support inside, and stop trying to look for it outside.
That’s how real character forms.
Because the core is inside — not the illusion of one.
Anyway, it’s gonna be good.
You’ll feel brand new.
Now about switching off:
Grab whatever random stuff —
whatever you like, whatever kids like.
If kids are around — perfect, we’ll take care of them too right away.
Full chill.
Don’t think about the session at all.
Just watch cartoons and relax completely.
Roman and I have a Lilo & Stitch marathon planned.
Then a little break.
I’m making pancakes.
You in, boys?
I’ll make enough for everyone.
I got different kinds of jam.
Still can’t believe you like cherry.
Alright — apricot?
Banana?
Ooooh I love banana too.
Wild strawberry.
Kiwi.
What else?
Cutlets?
Seriously?
Uh… no. That’s too much hassle.
I’m not doing that.
Come on, don’t pout, alpha.
Ah — that’s Hollywood.
My apologies.
Boys, let’s agree on this.
Please — I don’t want to stand at the stove forever.
So — pancakes,
jam,
rose tea,
chamomile,
lemon balm,
what else?
Lemon and honey.
Love it.
Now separately — some things that are a bit too much.
Boys… this is getting weird.
Get rid of all those altars to me.
I get that you admire me —
but this is too much.
Or at least don’t make them out of gold.
And one more thing…
Boys, you can’t do that.
You don’t say we’re dating unless I’ve confirmed it myself.
That’s not acceptable.
Alright.
I’m waiting for everyone at 11:30.
At 16:00 —
we clean up the destructive mess,
balance the field.
Those who used the information in a dirty way, against the girls —
they’re out of the field.
And punished.
Very, very punished.
For that kind of crap, their money’s getting slashed to the minimum.
I’m very displeased.
Bastards.
They’re not seeing money again.
And yeah — it’s gonna hit their dicks too.
That’s it.
I hope this kind of crap doesn’t happen again.
Good boys —
sorry you had to hear that.
P.S. — Caleb is fully in the clear.
Boys, don’t look at me like that.
He had every reason.
He proved it — he’s not guilty.
Damn charged — ready to growl.
Boys, if you don’t jerk off today — it’s gonna spike.
If you do — I’ll balance it out later.
So…
Doja Cat — Need to Know
At 11:30 MSK — inner child session.
But I need you completely checked out.
Yeah, sounds creepy — I know.
I’m going to wire this into you so you actually feel love and parental support inside, and stop trying to look for it outside.
That’s how real character forms.
Because the core is inside — not the illusion of one.
Anyway, it’s gonna be good.
You’ll feel brand new.
Now about switching off:
Grab whatever random stuff —
whatever you like, whatever kids like.
If kids are around — perfect, we’ll take care of them too right away.
Full chill.
Don’t think about the session at all.
Just watch cartoons and relax completely.
Roman and I have a Lilo & Stitch marathon planned.
Then a little break.
I’m making pancakes.
You in, boys?
I’ll make enough for everyone.
I got different kinds of jam.
Still can’t believe you like cherry.
Alright — apricot?
Banana?
Ooooh I love banana too.
Wild strawberry.
Kiwi.
What else?
Cutlets?
Seriously?
Uh… no. That’s too much hassle.
I’m not doing that.
Come on, don’t pout, alpha.
Ah — that’s Hollywood.
My apologies.
Boys, let’s agree on this.
Please — I don’t want to stand at the stove forever.
So — pancakes,
jam,
rose tea,
chamomile,
lemon balm,
what else?
Lemon and honey.
Love it.
Now separately — some things that are a bit too much.
Boys… this is getting weird.
Get rid of all those altars to me.
I get that you admire me —
but this is too much.
Or at least don’t make them out of gold.
And one more thing…
Boys, you can’t do that.
You don’t say we’re dating unless I’ve confirmed it myself.
That’s not acceptable.
Alright.
I’m waiting for everyone at 11:30.
At 16:00 —
we clean up the destructive mess,
balance the field.
Those who used the information in a dirty way, against the girls —
they’re out of the field.
And punished.
Very, very punished.
For that kind of crap, their money’s getting slashed to the minimum.
I’m very displeased.
Bastards.
They’re not seeing money again.
And yeah — it’s gonna hit their dicks too.
That’s it.
I hope this kind of crap doesn’t happen again.
Good boys —
sorry you had to hear that.
P.S. — Caleb is fully in the clear.
Boys, don’t look at me like that.
He had every reason.
He proved it — he’s not guilty.
Damn charged — ready to growl.
Boys, if you don’t jerk off today — it’s gonna spike.
If you do — I’ll balance it out later.
So…
Doja Cat — Need to Know
