You know, guys, sometimes this happens —
you leave a woman alone,
you let her rest…
and when you come back she’s even more exhausted than when you left.
Yeah…
But honestly, guys, sometimes you have to teach a woman how to relax.
Oh God — not in that sense.
You bastards.
I’m serious, guys.
A woman’s hormones are monsters.
A man can sit through an entire movie without moving.
A woman, during the same time, will change her position sixty times.
She’s always fidgeting.
Always moving.
So we have to teach her.
Oh God, here we go again.
Seriously — you guys are such perverts.
An alpha sits her down.
On the couch.
Hey — on the couch!
He puts the remote in her hands.
Food everywhere.
Wine.
Fresh juice.
Water.
A blanket.
Her phone in her hands.
That’s it.
Woman — today you’re not doing anything.
Her brain will explode.
But that’s how it has to be.
Let her learn.
Because an alpha is a selfish bastard and he needs to understand his own benefit.
Since I’m exactly the same, we bump fists.
So — the benefits.
First of all, the woman exhales.
If she’s relaxed — start counting on your fingers, guys.
No one is nagging.
She’s not grumbling.
She’s not complaining.
She’s sitting there with a normal face.
She’s smiling.
And chances are someone is going to have great sex, because the woman is happy.
And honestly — if she starts learning to relax from simple nonsense like this…
not something useful, not something productive…
just sitting there watching TV, watching random YouTube videos for no reason…
She’ll start understanding how the alpha works.
She’ll stop yelling at him that he’s lazy and asking how anyone can watch TV for two hours.
She’ll slowly start catching his vibe.
And if she starts understanding the alpha —
that means no more nagging.
He’s zoning out on his phone.
She doesn’t interfere.
She doesn’t lecture him.
Nice.
Let him drive around for no reason.
Just to listen to music.
Or hell — just because he feels like taking the car out for a ride.
She’ll start relaxing for real.
Just living.
Without a stick up her ass.
Just relax
Calm down.
She’ll stop being responsible for everything all the time,
stop being so tense and twitchy.
Come on, woman — breathe out.
The alpha is here.
He’ll handle things.
He’s powerful, after all.
Oh… the alpha needs to step away for a second.
What’s that?
Look — Thai beauties jumping around in cheerleader outfits.
Everyone is so happy for the alpha.
Oh, and the alpha is very happy too.
He’s glowing.
Well of course — beautiful girls in short little skirts.
All their boobs bouncing in rhythm with the jumps.
The alpha, of course, isn’t looking at any of that.
For him it’s the support that matters.
Yes, yes.
The alpha hugs each of them.
“Thank you, girls.
Your support means a lot.”
He adjusts his dick.
But not because of them.
It just… happened.
Well…
The man’s just in a good mood.
Why are you all making a fuss?
A man can’t be happy?
How sweet.
One of the cheerleaders sits on the alpha’s lap.
She hugs him.
Yes, yes.
“Thank you, sweetheart, the alpha really needed that support.”
Thank you.
Her big boobs press right into the alpha’s face.
“Sweetie… are you breathing?”
The alpha nods.
“Oh thank God.
We thought maybe you needed help.”
No?
Everything’s fine?
Well of course, of course.
Oh — the cheerleader’s skirt rode up.
She bursts out laughing.
And the alpha laughs too.
Oh everyone is laughing. So funny.
Alpha, how are you?
Feeling better now?
Excellent.
Alright man, let’s get you back out there.
Oh — the cheerleaders suddenly start pouring water all over themselves.
Apparently it’s some kind of tradition.
What?
Feeling dizzy?
Poor thing.
Of course we’ll sit here a bit longer — where are you going with a headache?
Come on, girls.
We need to comfort the alpha.
Poor, poor alpha.
Well… after that the video basically turns into straight porn.
Alright, alpha. Job’s done.
Now you can finally breathe.