Guys, we need to sort this sex thing out.
I’m serious.
And I’m not talking about just fucking.
I’m talking about sexual energy.
Want a funny joke, guys?
Every time I start “cleansing” you (yeah, I mean magic), all I see are dicks.
Ha ha. Funny, right?
Not funny at all, guys.
Picture ten candles.
And every single one has a dick.
This is serious stuff, guys.
Someone is seriously jealous of your energy.
If you’ve achieved this much with all these blocks on you, imagine what you’ll reach once those blocks are removed.
Don’t look at me.
I’m removing this crap the best I can.
Really?
Yes, really.
I’m literally sitting there casting spells over your dicks.
Damn, you idiots.
But it’s true.
If you want your dicks to stand the way they’re supposed to, I have to bring magic into it.
How else do you think this stuff gets removed?
It doesn’t, guys.
I don’t like this.
I really don’t, guys.
How did it even happen that you’re working with esotericists and magicians, and your own dicks aren’t protected?
What are you even paying them for?!
For God’s sake, this is exactly where protection should be in place.
Guys…
This is a nightmare.
A man’s dick not being protected?
How is that even possible?
Someone is really pissed that you have sexual energy.
But fine. Whatever.
We still need to deal with it.
Guys, you need to release the darkness.
Yeah.
Why are you clutching your balls?
Scared?
Yeah, I know you are.
But there’s no other way.
You have to let it out.
You damn idiots.
I’m not talking about violence or cruelty.
At least jerk off properly.
Without clenching up.
No one’s going to know what fantasies you’ve got.
Guys… take a breather.
https://youtube.com/shorts/EN7a-cN2kAo?si=jxy2qD6CDwlcECMi

Key.
Guys, there’s something no one wants to talk about.
It’s not about the man.
It’s about the woman.
The dick is just braver than the man himself.
This isn’t about him.
It’s about the fact that he doesn’t want his wife.
And the one he does want — he doesn’t go after.
So the dick grabs a stick and writes insults on it.
And when it’s time to step on stage,
it pulls out a sign and declares its rights.
“Screw you, assholes.”
This is the era where everyone has rights, right?
The dick doesn’t want to sleep with her.
She doesn’t turn him on.
It’s not about erection problems.
It’s about the fact that he doesn’t want that woman.
That’s it.
Will this problem show up again?
No.
It only happens when the woman next to him isn’t the right one.
If it still doesn’t get hard — she’s not the one either.
And between us,
someone definitely knows exactly who he wants.
He doesn’t need another woman.
So… 🤷🏼‍♀️
What can you say?
You can understand the dick.
It wants a specific woman, and they keep shoving the wrong one at it.
How is he supposed to live like that?
Key.
Often the dick is hurt.
Yeah, guys. That’s how it is.
His wife nags him.
Doesn’t see him as a man.
He’s hurt.
He doesn’t want to fuck her.
Yes, he’s hurt.
He’s not treated like a man.
So he doesn’t show up.
Energy gets cut off.
If a woman doesn’t respect a man, the dick won’t stand.
I’m serious, guys.
For powerful men who aren’t in stable relationships — same story.
The dick is practically screaming:
“I’m sick of this.
Man, deal with this already.
I don’t want to fuck just anyone.
Give me a real woman.
I want mine.”
Yeah.
What, you think the dick is stupid?
No.
It clearly senses what’s his and what isn’t.
So screw you for trying to fool it.
Back to the darkness.
I’d give you advice, but you idiots, without supervision, end up doing things so wild it’s scary to even write about.
In private therapy, I’ll go to a strip club with you.
Yeah, sounds so-so.
But it’s a fact.
I’ll get wasted and go.
Yes, of course I’ll film a bunch of videos, then turn them into a track and put music over them.
And I’ll laugh until my stomach hurts.
What?
Am I supposed to tolerate this for free?!
Screw you.
https://youtube.com/shorts/P85_-2bZ-VE?si=koH0hKCq3PhU9tCX

bastards 😄
https://youtube.com/shorts/bUAfQr38AY4?si=ZKINvlDKFlxWP4Os

You see that, you idiots?
That’s not the same as just staring at tits.
https://youtube.com/shorts/9aVFWLo3I58?si=9_s27GTLyoF0AY_H

https://youtube.com/shorts/_SzgJ7qOeGM?si=dsfoU7wXvdyLLmT7

Guys, I’m not giving advice here.
Seriously.
Because you’ll really screw things up.
Except the single ones
who are into esoteric stuff —
put protection on your dicks already.
This is just a nightmare!
Yeah, I know.
I’ll do everything I can.
Yeah.
I mean it.