Boys, hello.
How are you?
I miss you terribly.
Will you stay with me for a bit, please?
I want to have some tea,
but a little later.
Right now I am finishing things up.
And I want to finish the publication planned for today.
Let’s do 17:00 MSK.
What do you say?
I will make—
No, I will probably order.
I will not have time to cook them.
Let’s do apple pancakes.
Boys from the royal family,
I know you are VIP asses.
Hollywood, politicians, I remember, I remember.
You always get your own line.
My favorites, do not worry.
I remember you.
No, I am better.
Everything is fine.
Sometimes I get a little weak,
but that is just exhaustion.
Nothing serious.
I have put on a little weight despite everything,
and now I am worried you do not love me anymore.
Tell me that is not true. 🙈
Hades says I am fat
and now everyone will leave me.
What a pig.
So.
What is on the menu, boys?
Hades says I should be put on water.
Dear God.
What a menace.
Such a menace.
To hell with him.
Pizza.
Excellent.
Soda.
Fresh juices.
Oh, fresh carrot juice for me.
Hades says I am a pervert
and normal people do not drink that.
Poker face — Mushu.
There are no normal people here.
😁
Well…
Technically, he is right.
Normal people do not end up in our little family circus.
🫪🫪🫪👀
Dear God, I will never get tired of this emoji. 😄
And this one.
😬
And this one.
🫂
Oh God.
Here we go.
I only send that one to you.
My God.
No, no.
Dear God, that is it.
I am running away.
It is starting again.
💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
Everyone who is still sane
and has not gone mad with jealousy —
drag in all the food you can find.
Politicians, bring caviar.
We know you have your channels.
Hollywood.
😒😁
No funny business.
You shameless backsides.
Nooooo.
Everyone comes fully dressed.
You idiots, damn it, my son is home.
😅
Dear God, no, that is not the only thing stopping me.
My God.
You really have to look hard to find idiots like you.
Medics.
Yes, yes, the whole field knows
you are perverts too,
so do not try to act like saints.
💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
Careless Whisper — AI Remix.
💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
Oh, I want dancing.
Boooys, let’s go dancing.
😑
Nooooo.
No drugs.
Boys, no.
Jokes aside.
No drugs.
Boys, I am serious.
And bring me buns.
I adore baked goods. 🫪
Oh, wait.
And buy me tights.
Mine ripped.
They just split along the seam.
And Roman screamed across the whole store:
“Mamaaaa, you have a wound all down your leg!”
For crying out loud.
And then everyone started looking at me.
Dear God.
Where were you, boys?
You were supposed to delicately carry me away in your arms.
Poker face.
No, Hollywood,
“drinking straight from the bottle” is not the distraction maneuver we need here.
Politicians, boys.
My God, do not pout.
No, no.
I love you, I love you.
Hush now, boooys.
I could not write all this while Cobra was happening.
The field is changing insanely fast,
plus this whole situation with Derek,
damn him.
Bastard.
Anyway.
Of course I remember you.
And I love you.
I miss you, boys.
So, so much.
Do not be sad.
Military men.
Arabs.
Men with weapons.
Technicians.
Cowboys.
Farmers.
Jewish boys.
Asia.
Yes, yes, Singapore, I see you.
I understand you have a lot of money.
Yes, you are basically magnates.
I got it, boys.
Yes, I am impressed.
That is a lot.
And now the perversions begin…
Boys, that is it.
I am waiting for all of you.
Forgive me if I did not list everyone.
My wave.
Conor Price — Too Easy.
Conor Price — John Daly.
A wave of predators and sharks.
Pure roar.
Diaro — Get Ready (Single).

Boys, I forgot.
Let’s do a little movie night.
Maybe a cartoon?
The Bad Guys?
Mmm?
Oh.
Or both parts back to back. 😑
Seriously?
You seriously did not know there are two parts?
Ha!
That is hilarious.
All right, then.
Let’s watch both parts at once.
Okay?
Excellent.